Tuesday, October 23, 2007

JK Rowling Reveals Dumbledore is Gay.

In a recent book reading JK revealed that Dumbledore is gay and was in love with his future rival Grindelwald in their youth. I'm glad that JK let Dumbledore out of the closet.

Here are some background facts about some other characters that she hasn't yet revealed:

Minerva McGonagal was Hogwarts prom queen in 1952, sometimes on Saturday nights she dons her tiara, puts on sexy lingerie and dances for professor Flitwick.

Arthur Weasly is a kleptomaniac.

Hermione's parents are not really dentists, they are secret government agents. That is why they are always out of the country and often can't see their daughter off to school or on the holidays, because they are on special assignment. In the last book they go to Australia and change their identities. Hermione didn't do that, she just didn't want to blow their cover.

Severus Snape is obsessed with Joan Rivers. He spends whole summers playing re-runs of her red carpet fashion shows and owns her entire QVC jewelery collection.

Lucius Malfoy was once in a very popular boy band, he went sour when one of the member's solo career took off while Lucius' single "Pour Some Venom on Me" debuted at a disappointing number 456 on the billboard charts.

Madam Hooch is a lesbian.

Madam Pomfrey was always high. While a student at Hogwarts everyone called her Pom-fries since she always snuck down to the kitchen in a fit of the munchies. Dumbledore knew about her drug problem but kept her on because she was the only one who could grow his "medicinal mushrooms"

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