Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Danny Made My Fantasy Come True

A couple months ago I divulged to my husband a secret desire. I told him about an urge I get (sometimes more than once a day). I revealed to him my frustration that I simply do not have all the tools I need to get the job done.

I told him my ultimate fantasy. It probably sounded a little crazy. Maybe even ego centric. A little nuts.

But nonetheless, being the team player that he is, Danny harnessed the power of the internet and made my fantasy a reality today.

He bought me a giant corkboard.

I can't remember when or why I got it in my head that I needed an oversized surface on which to stick things. I must admit that more than once a day I get the urge to affix something to cork via a small, sharp apparatus commonly known as a thumbtack.

I come across things in papers and magazines and I want to have them near me. I need them to be my muses.

Like my picture of Mucus Maximus, the Mucinex spokes-spore. Or the clipping about the two legged dog, Faith, that walks around inspiring hope and awe, or the jesussoonreturn.com ad laying out the eight compelling reasons why Christ is coming VERY soon (one of the reasons being the vast increase of travel and education. I guess when Jesus comes he's gonna need to get around and catch up on some stuff by way of community ed classes.)

I need my Official Barbie Fan Club membership card from when I was seven and the beef ad from People magazine that can only be described as pornographic.

I need these things. There are hundreds more. I need them all snugly stuck to cork in order to be at peace. And now that dream is a reality. I will build my empire of random nonsense, clipping by clipping.

So Danny, thanks dude.

Behold the glory of the giant corkboard.

6 comments:

lynn said...

What a great inspiration board! I want to know how you got that thing in the house...

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?

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