Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Getting My Holiday Spirit Back

So I’m back from Ohio and trying to get back in the swing of things.

I’m still heartbroken of course, and dealing with that mental incongruity that’s created when someone you talk to on a regular basis is no longer there. At least five times during the past week I’ve thought, “Oh, just wait until I tell Grandma about that.” A couple times at her wake or funeral someone would say something to me and I’d mentally file it away knowing I was going to tell her the next time we talked. It’s strange, but the impulse to call and tell her about my trip to Ohio is amazingly strong.

Getting back in the holiday spirit is hard. Usually by this time I have put up Christmas lights, made an excel spreadsheet of everyone on my shopping list, consulted last year’s spread sheet, baked dozens of cookies and begun my much anticipated wrapping paper frenzy. This year however, I have done none of that. Nada, zip, zero.

So I’m scrounging for last minute gift ideas. You may be stuck too, so I thought I’d spread some holiday shopping inspiration.


Star Trek plates.

This site was sent to me by my friend Kelly. Don’t tell Danny, but I think there will be a “Christmas in the Nexus” plate under the tree for him this year.
http://www.theplatelady.com/star-trek.htm


Flash drive bracelet

For the person who wants to have their data handy AND show the world they know how to accessorize…
http://www.computergear.com/wr1gbusbdr.html


Star wars flash drive set.

Don’t rely on the force to back up your files.
http://www.computergear.com/computergear-mimobot-star-wars-usb-drive-set.html


Custom Bobbleheads—you know you want one.
http://www.whoopassenterprises.com/


Demotivators

This is one of my favorites. Originally sent to me by Nicole, fellow cynic and friend. These are spoofs of those motivational posters you sometimes see in offices. My favorite: LOSING: If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
http://www.despair.com/viewall.html


Random stupid shit.

All the things I want and have no idea why. Including meatball bubble gum, a pirate toast stamper, and a yodeling pickle
http://www.mcphee.com/


Here’s a little gift to all of you, my grandma’s recipe for Snowball Cookies (Russian Tea Cakes). She usually made them by the ton.

1 cup butter
½ cup confectioners sugar
1 teaspoon of vanilla
2 ¼ cups of flour
¼ teaspoon of salt
¾ cup of nuts

Chill dough and roll into 1 inch balls. Place on ungreased baking sheets and bake at 400 until set but not brown (10-12 minutes). While still warm, roll in confectioners sugar. Cool and roll in sugar again.


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

3 comments:

ContraWhit said...

And don't forget that monkey from March...always a good gift idea, if you ordered it in time!

(unhelpful as always)

MsLisaL said...

I know it's backordered, but this is also a truly great Festivus gift:
http://www.firebox.com/product/2031/Underwater-Disco-Lightshow?awc=550_1229724642_2f02f092cd4bb12ae1bad7deb497477d

As it says, "Every bathroom should have one!"

Jocelyne said...

I know your drive home had to be as hard as mine. OK girl, you had to go and bring those cookies up, I hope you've started baking? We'll settle for a half ton. Normally I would go all out for a "flash drive" bracelet, but not sure this year and definitely have to cut down on the "Demotivators".